I do, indeed, say “relax” every now and then. I also say other words such as “hyperbole” and “viscosity”. In any event, I have received a few enquiries about my “HILARY SAYS RELAX” t-shirts (which are mentioned in my Westboro Baptist Church blog).  

I am delighted to announce that I am getting some more printed! SO BUY THEM WHILE THEY’RE HOT (figuratively) KIDS!  

They look a bit like this … 

They come in the following sizes: 

Men  

S – 35”/37” chest

M – 38”/40” chest

L – 41”/43” chest

XL – 44”/46” chest

XXL – 47”/49” chest

3XL – 50”/52” chest

4XL – 54”/56” chest

5XL – 58”/60” chest 

Ladies (skinny fit) 

S – Size 8/10, chest 32”/34”

M – Size 12, chest 36”

L – Size 14, chest 38”/40”

XL – Size 16, chest 40”/42” 

Children 

Age 3/4 years

Age 5/6 years

Age 7/8 years

Age 9/11 years

Age 12/13 years  

They are ideal for wearing whilst giving directions to a tourist, eating a peanut butter sandwich or thinking about an amusing incident that occurred at a water park. 

Price is £17 each (which includes postage and packaging so no hidden costs – though I would have to add a little bit more on for posting outside of the UK). Buying one couldn’t be more simple (of course, that’s not entirely true, eating a KitKat is more simple, for example). Just send a PayPal payment of £17 to the email address This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it with details of what size you want and we’ll get a t-shirt sent to you as quickly as possible. All you need is a debit/credit card and an email address to make a PayPal payment – just go to www.paypal.co.uk and click on the “Send Money” link on the top left hand side of the screen and they will explain what to do. 

Perhaps, once you’ve bought a t-shirt you could email over a photo of you in the t-shirt to go onto the website. It would be great to see members of the Hilary Army sitting on a bus in Scotland, mooching around a museum or slow hand-clapping a politician’s speech whilst wearing a “HILARY SAYS RELAX T-SHIRT”. 

GOD HATES LANE CLOSURES (AND THE INEVITABLE CONGESTION WHICH RESULTS) 

While I’m at it, and following another request, I am making enquiries about having my Westboro-Baptist-Church-inspired “GOD HATES LANE CLOSURES (AND THE INEVITABLE CONGESTION WHICH RESULTS)” t-shirts made. As mentioned in that blog the t-shirts will have “GOD HATES LANE CLOSURES” on the front in white capital letters and “(AND THE INEVITABLE CONGESTION WHICH RESULTS)” on the back. 

My preliminary enquiries with my supplier have found that coloured t-shirts are a bit more expensive so, if you want one, you’ll have to pay £20 I’m afraid but I think they are goers. Let me know if you want one and I’ll get it sorted. 

The array of colours is impressive, check this out – Black, Navy, Bottle Green, Burgundy, Olive, Royal Blue, Khaki, Heather (dark grey), Sky Blue, Ash (Light Grey), Orange, Sunflower Yellow, Red, Pink and Brown.